No Brainer



    Color Check


   Donkey Oatey


  Don Quixote (look-a-like)


   Fur Piece


   Fur Bit


No Sense of Direction




   One Weigh!


   Tweet Tea Bird


   Shoofly Pie


   Bowl of Grits


   No Thyself (or Know Thyself)


   Cat a Tonic




   Continental Divide


   Pickle Puss—Smooches


   In a Pickle


   Dung Beatle!


   Pickle Puss


Are you ready for some football!



Start Shredding the News . . .



     I'm All Ears!



     Don't Go Brakin' My Heart!



     Tour de Couer



     Hope You Got the Memo



     Coffee Table



     Trophy Wife



     Brake Dancing



Mark's Susan B. Komen Race for the Cure-Put the Brakes on Breast Cancer



   Sittin' on the Dock of the Brake



   Block of Time






  Screw Ewe



  Holy Mole; Holy Ghost; Holy Cow



The Wheels on the Butt Go Round and Round



When Cooler Heads Prevailed



      Charged with a Salt



    One of a King or [Play the race card]



      Vapor Trail



      Sour Puss



    Brain Storm



    End of Thyme



    When Nature Calls



    The "Chores" of Tripoli



    Jesus Christ I solved the DaVinci code hooray



    Pear of Scissors



    Au Pair



    Pear of Jacks



    Splitting Hairs



    Ring Pearer






    Diced Pear






    Six Degrees of Se-pear-ation






    Head quarter; fore quarters; hind quarters



    Dolly Part-toe-n



    That's knot reel!



    Not everone can be a weiner!



    Why tie the knot?



    Ink outside the Box



    Monster Mash



    Knot for nothing






    A Bump on a Log



    Ghost of Christmas Plaque



    Wright Angle



    Put your money where your mouth is



    Cue Tip



    Feather Weight



    File Cabinet






    Lamb Chops



    Kiss of Death



    Rack of Lamb



    Bed Bug



    Butt of Coarse



    Smart Dresser



    T n T



    Bullet Holes



    Cue Card



    G Spot



    The Gnu Black



    Figure Head



    Hurricane Season



    Horn of Plenty



    Raised by the Bottle



    Pail Face



    Barrel of Monkeys



    Breast of Fresh Air






    Ketel of Fish






    Gnome de Plume



    Is that Awl's that's left



    Robotic Foreplay



    Plastered and Got Busted



    Gnomesone Dove



    Four Cell by Owner



    Control Freak



    Out of Sink



    Hot Lap Dance






    Top of the Mourning



    No Brainer as a Reminder :-)


    Death Wish



    Impressive Stools



    Cher; The Road



    Tip Jar



    You got me honey... I'm screwed



    Bit by Bit



    Beat the System






    Crate and Peril



    Digital Watch



    A Bit of Class






    Spine Tingling



    Pick of the Litter



    Cultured Pearl



    A bit Moor



    Pushing the Envelope



    The End of Two Bits



    Second Hand Junk



    Bee That Way



    Forty Five is the New Fluffy



    Ducks in a Row



    Where Yeast Meets Wets



    Ripe for a Fight



    Thinking Outside the Box



    The Tern of the Screw



    Tern Key



    One Good Turn



    Mid Tern Erection



    Peace Cymbal



    Grate Ninds Think Alike



    Peace of Shit



    Clogged Arteries



    Straining to Hear



    Clogged Pipes



    Clogged Pours



    Peace of Mind



    Drip Drop



    Money Down the Drain



    What's the Point?



    Beets Me



    MAO Inhibitor



    Wing and a Prayer



    Out of Sight



    Prying Nun



    A Cold Heart



    Go Whole Hog



    Hi on the Hog



    Hog Tied



    A Nonobservant Jew






    Counter Culture






    Mixed Message



    Black Lights Matter



    Marking Time



    Face Value



    I'm fighting tooth and nail to win this week's prize



    Four Clothes on the House



    Pet Rock



    Spotty Record



    Resting on Your Laurels



    Back to the Drawing Board



    Let Us Pray



    Stop Whining



    Lettuce Entertain You



    Scents of Time



    Thyme Passing



    Big Fan



    Chapped Lips



Bill once said to Hillary.

  "It's on record. My relationship with her was PURELY Platonic."



Hat Czech



Porn Star



Prime Minister



Field Dressing



Starting from Scratch



Jewish Gilt



Nick of Thyme



One Horny Dude



Foot in Door



Palm Tree



Keep Your Eyes on the Board



Slowly Butt Shirley



Lying through Your Teeth



Whaling Wall



Drug Mule



Weight Time



Weight Your Turn



Food for Thought



High Five



CHILL-ean Sea Bass



Out of Luck



Cash Bar



Cocaine Artwork/Termite Tunnel



Critical Mass



Handy Man



No Filter



Fallen Arches



Ruth Less


Slap Dash


Sex Drive


    Lily Pull-itzer


    Hash Tag


    Any Weight, Shape or Form


    Plane Jane


    Mission Creep


    Egg-Cellent Menu


    Cousin Zit




    Setting the Record Straight


    Thyme is Money


    Back Slash




    Bits and Peace's


    Figure of Speech


    Pad the Bill


    Semi Colon








    Triple Dicker


   All over the Map


  Cash Flow


  Check Mark

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  Mark's Ark 2006-2018